The site said ‘Our favorite pant’

No ‘s/es’ to be had here

Only lingo

Dripping in pretension 

Is nothing sacred

I only wanted a tent

Minimal shelter

Taking Maslov’s advice

Instead, I got perversion

Of the most depraved kind


The shopvac of the soul

Everything is commodified 

Beyond what is needed

Cool is bought

But forget it without the right shoes

I just want

A motherfucking tent

None of the other

Commercial crap 

I already digest

Far, far too much

I don’t need yours

Self applicate it as a suppository. 

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