The site said ‘Our favorite pant’
No ‘s/es’ to be had here
Only lingo
Dripping in pretension
–
Is nothing sacred
I only wanted a tent
Minimal shelter
Taking Maslov’s advice
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Instead, I got perversion
Of the most depraved kind
Capitalism
The shopvac of the soul
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Everything is commodified
Beyond what is needed
Cool is bought
But forget it without the right shoes
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I just want
A motherfucking tent
None of the other
Commercial crap
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I already digest
Far, far too much
I don’t need yours
Self applicate it as a suppository.